So we were students, and as students, we were rather inclined towards the partying and the drinkage. But there were complaints at our incessant noisemaking! Egad! Security guards would turn up and warn us that such behaviour could have us brought before the Master of Darwin. Really, they said that once: "You shall be brought before the Master of Darwin", as if we were living in some kind of trashy fantasy novel. And because I've read far too many trashy fantasy novels and I have far too overactive an imagination, I went away and drew a picture of said Master. So this is a bit of an old one, but a favourite among those who've seen my art. So much so that the original went missing and no one will own up to nicking it, the bloomin' tea leaves.